How real is real Politik?

I have not been sleeping too well since arriving in Australia. Partly of course due to jet-lag; but also due to my mind not being fed. Aussie newcasts are parochial and even serious newspapers are 95% local. And for a nation that prides itself on multiculturalism you would never know it from the TV screens. Wall to wall whiteskin presenters on the commercial channels. Thank God for ABC.
To relax at night I have been watching REVENGE Season 2. I enjoyed Season 1, soap opera though it was it was well done. Season 2 has lost the plot. I don’t really understand it even after reading the episode summaries on WIKIPEDIA. It is drowning in complex sub-plots
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So last night I watched the first episode of BORGEN Series 2 , the ongoing saga of the first Danish female prime minister and her struggles to come to terms with the sacrifices needed when you wield power. Danish TV deserves its high reputation. This is TV for grown ups. Superbly produced and superbly acted with believable characters. It is more like documentary than fiction.
Brigitte Nyborg comes to power as a Moderate (what we would call a Social Democrat?) supported by the Socialists and The Greens. Faced with the ongoing war in Afghanistan her conditioned response and her Coalition government policy was to pull out the troops immediately—until she saw the situation though the eyes of Afghan women—and through the eyes of the Danish soldiers themselves. They think that they are making a difference, and risking and giving their lives for something worthwhile. And so she has to sacrifice her friends, her marriage, and form new and unpleasant alliances to do what is right. Very Machiavellian, and necessary viewing for milk-sop liberals and peaceniks.
The Afghan situation is complex—and I do not think that The Taliban are all bad. As the Arab Spring has shown, given the democratic right most Muslim societies will vote for a deeply conservative government based on The Holy Qu’ran. And emphasizing the emancipation of women as the main reason for invading Afghanistan is not real.
The decline of Western moral values, the triumph of Mammon over spiritual values, and the rise of consumerism and Showbusiness celebrity gossip culture that has led directly to the cover-up of the Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris, et al disgraceful paedephile scandals can be directly correlated with female emancipation. (Spin in your grave George Bernard Shaw).
This episode of BORGEN saved itself by also showing that saving the lives of 89,000 children per year was a sound reason for the ongoing war and deposing the medieval Taliban. Go watch.
In my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” the thread that holds together the disparate stories of the expatriates who wash up in The Arabian/Persian Gulf is the price paid by young, vulnerable and innocent children during the bitter tribal conflict between Arab and Jew, and the ongoing power struggles to control cheap oil supplies. And perhaps even more destructive are the attempts by The West to impose essentially Christian liberal democratic free market principles on tribal societies better suited to the more atavistic Shar’ia Law. This is a Gulf that cannot be bridged.
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Of the Village . . . Of the Village

“If I can’t see Montgo mountain . . . I’m far from home”. This is what our gardener said when he learned that we were moving to Australia.
MONTGO is a Mesa (table mountain)that sticks up proudly from the flat, rich agricultural coastal plain of rice paddies and citrus and almond orchards between Valencia and Alicante. On the Mediterranean side is the busy small coastal port of Denia, the main port for the RoRo ferries to Majorca and Ibiza. On the West facing slopes on the inland side that gets sun all day, is the village of Jesus Pobre and large developments of private villas.
When he married our gardener said he was lucky: he could still see his Mother every day because she also lived in Denia: but his wife was not so lucky because her Mother lived far away. We assumed he meant Barcelona or Madrid. In fact she lives in Ondara, a village about 12 kms along a straight road out of Denia – and he and his wife have cars – and you can still see Montgo from Ondara.
And my daughter dated a Spanish boy from Ondara whose Mother came from a mountain village inland – and she thought Ondara was a big town, and never went into Denia because she thought it was Sin City. She never felt comfortable on the wide open coastal plain, away from the protection of the mountains. She was “Of the village . . . of the village.”
It is strange that this local mentality has built up since the human race settled to farming and gathering in villages, because before that we were nomadic and tribal, and wandered around freely to find the best grazing for our flocks. And tribal nomads still despise village people. They find them sedentary – dirty and corrupt – lacking in pride and honour. I explored these themes in my story:
TRIBAL WEAVING
“She is small for her age. She looks only eleven or twelve. It’s difficult to tell. Nomadic tribes do not record female births – although tribal women command more freedoms and are valued more than Iranian women of the village.
Absorbed in her task she croons a work song as she sits at the crude wooden loom creating a rug from the skeins of bright wool scattered at her bare and dirty feet. Heavy uncombed black hair is tousled over her face, and her intricately embroidered bright red dress is worn over blue trousers cinched at the ankles. Only her nimble hands are clean.
Mick had boasted he was an urban dweller never comfortable away from paved roads and street lamps. It was one of his adolescent English attitudes that Francoise had punctured with her earthy French regard for peasant life. As he sits in long grass among wild roses on the bank of a small stream he wants this moment to last forever.
High in the foothills of the Zagros mountains in South Western Iran the silence of the vast landscape is barely disturbed by the cries of men herding flocks echoing from the distant slopes, the tinkling of crystal clear water – and the girl’s sweet song. The smell of unleavened bread baking on hot stones mixes with the aroma of herbs trampled in the long grass and the scent of wild roses. His mouth waters in anticipation of flat-bread with olives, pungent raw onions and sharp ewes’ milk cheese.
Mick looks out from the dappled light of the wild orchard to the tan slopes of the foothills dusted with pale green Spring growth up to the grey of the high mountains with their permanent snow cap glistening against a sky so blue it hurt:
A loaf of bread beneath the bough
A book of verse, a flask of wine and Thou
Singing beside me in the wilderness
And wilderness is Paradise, Enow.
Iranians who love poetry are contemptuous of Omar Khayyam’s primitive rubaiyat – even though he was a brilliant mathematician and astronomer. The old tentmaker’s simple quatrains appealed to Mick who normally considers poetry as bourgeois as interior decorating.
A small cloud of Western scepticism shadows his soul. Maybe his euphoria is due to the champagne of pure high-altitude mountain air and the hot sun beating on his back? If only Francoise was here, and a bottle of astringent Vin Ordinaire was chilling in the mountain stream. Life’s perfect moments never last for the restless human spirit.
“She’s a rare beauty isn’t she?”
Startled, for a moment he thinks that the young Qashqa’i clan chief is reading his mind. Then he realizes that he means the young weaver.
“She’s only a child,” Mick says.
“She can bear children . . . her mother will soon marry her off,” il Khan replies.
“So young?”
“Life is short . . . and sweet, in the mountains. She’s best weaver we have, and selling rugs makes money . . . She’s great catch for any man.”
Mick’s jaw clenched with anger at this exploitation of a child. He’d seen the girl in the early morning carrying a new born kid over her shoulders to pasture, and then collecting firewood for her mother before settling to her weaving. After eating she will not run wild with the younger children in the orchard. She will go back to her weaving before the light fails, making saddle bags, wall coverings and rugs – to be sold to dealers in the vast bazaars of southern Tehran. She was being robbed of her childhood.”
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Who Dunnit to JFK?

On this the 50th Anniversary of the Assassination of JFK there is still no reliable answer to Who Dunnit. The ridiculous lone gunman single bullet Warren Commission whitewash has long ago been debunked leaving the field wide open for all sorts of conspiracy theories. One of the most credible for me is the one told to me by a VietNam Vet who was a sharpshooter (sniper) during that war and I used this as the starter for my story

YA HEAR WHAT AH’M SAYIN. 

The conversation went like this:

You were in Viet Nam?” Mick asked.

Sure was . . . did three tours In Country,” Buddy said loudly and proudly. “Ah didn’t wait for no Draft neither. Dropped out of Aggie – Texas Agricultural & Mechanical to you Limies . . . and volunteered.”

You must feel bad you lost that war?”

It were McNamara and his bean counter brain that lost it. How does yawl fight a war gradually? Yah hit them with everythin ya got from the get go.”

Even when you went all out for total war you didn’t defeat the Viet Cong.”

Charlie don’t value life like us Christian folks . . . he didn’t care how many people he lost . . . and JFK didn’t help neither. No wonder the Army got rid of him and replaced him with a good ole boy like LBJ.”

Mick’s was now on full alert. While he had never accepted the ridiculous lone assassin single bullet findings of the Warren Commission he found it impossible to believe that the US Army had pulled a Coup d’Etat. But no matter how much scorn Mick heaped on Buddy’s theory he remained adamant. JFK had been triangulated by army sharpshooters:

Shitt, the Army is real proud of what they done. At the end of mah training they showed us a film of sharpshooters boarding a train in Dallas the day after Kennedy’s assassination. That dadgum Yankee pinko liberal was doin’ deals with the Commies to get us out of Nam.”

What gives my story credence is that Eisenhower in his final speech as President warned Kennedy to beware  of the mighty military/industrial machine in the USA: and Nixon, the Vice President and later President, firmly believed that LBJ was behind the assassination.

The full story is in my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” and like all 10 stories in my book it is journalistic. They are all fictionalized accounts of events I witnessed, or were reported to me by a reliable source. They illuminate the fascinating region of the Arabian/Persian Gulf as seen through the eyes of  expatriates like myself who lead highly paid, but isolated, dangerous and lonely lives in the search for black gold – the crude oil that made the region mega-rich, and a target for all the greedy chancers in the Western World

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See Cordoba . . . and live . . . and let live.

My final trip in Spain, to Cordoba, confirmed what I have always felt—that it is the 700 years of Moorish rule that makes Spain unique and different. The deeply felt Catholicism that exists in Spain also exists in many European and Latin countries; but nowhere in the Western World has the imprint of the Middle Eastern/North African Muslim Caliphates been left so indelibly.

In my last blog I dealt with the world famous Mezquita or Al Jama mosque in Cordoba that rivalled Damascus and Baghdad in its day with its mesmerizing endless avenues of hundreds of interlinked arches of alternate pink and cream stripes that are stylized palm trees dimly lit by bronze lanterns that hang on chains. And 8 kms outside Cordoba are the remains of Medinah Azahara (Brilliant Town) a beautifully planned and built city  for the religious, social, cultural and political administration of Al-Andalus (Andalucia)—a Moorish Spain that stretched to the banks of the Duero River.

But to go beyond the stunning physical beauty of Moorish Spain perhaps the true inheritance of the Moors is that Jews, and Christians, lived in harmony with their Muslim rulers, who allowed them their own laws, business and religious life, and their own districts, and left them in peace and prosperity provided they paid their taxes. And that heritage lives on today in the well mannered, elegant and courteous people of Cordoba.

It was Christian persecution that drove the Sephardic Jews from Spain, and the Reyes Catolicas (Christian Monarchs) who finally drove out the Caliphs from their beautiful cities like Cordoba, Granada, and Sevilla.

“History repeats itself” so the saying goes. Is it we Christians who are the cause of the conflict between the Semitic tribes of Jews and Arabs in the Middle East? Or at the very least are we, with our millions of petro-dollars and our greedy search for cheap oil, the catalysts?

In my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” you can read how our greed has been the cause of so much of the trouble in the Near and Middle East. It’s all about the search for cheap oil supplies, and the effects that this has on the expatriates who live highly paid, but isolated, dangerous and lonely lives in order to fulfil this greed.

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Are Cathedrals Christian?

The long farewell to my Spanish home is coming rapidly to a close, so I decided to visit Sevilla and Cordoba—the heart and the soul of Spain in Andalucia—and of course in addition to touring the tapas bars, and watching a flamenco puro show complete with virtuoso guitarist, emotional cante jondo singer, and passionate dancer—I visited the cathedrals in both cities.

Seville Cathedral is an architectural mess. The third largest in the world after St. Peter’s in Rome and St. Paul’s in London, it took 400 years to build and matches the ambitions of the builders (they wanted to be thought of as mad). It is a hotchpotch of styles—only the Giralda, the tower in one corner that resembles an ornate Doges Palace, has any grace. And inside it is like all the cathedrals I have ever visited—an exercise in the overwhelming arrogance of power and wealth.

A high altar of huge proportions, ornate and heavily decorated with gold leaf, and all around the walls various chapels competing with each other in their opulence.  And a Treasury that contains solid gold chalices, headdresses and altar pieces made from solid gold presumably stolen from the Incas. This is not exactly what Christ taught is it? “It is more difficult for a rich man . . . camel through the eye of a needle etc . . .”

And Cordoba was even worse because they have built the cathedral on top of the pre-existing mosque—the world famous Mezquita or Al Jama mosque. At eye level the Mezquita is mesmerizing, hundreds of interlinked arches of alternate pink and cream stripes that are stylized palm trees dimly lit by bronze lanterns that hang on chains. But when you raise your eyes you are into Christian Cathedral Gothic. Soaring columns and vaulted ceilings that make you giddy built on top of the delicate Moorish arches. And at the centre they have added a huge high altar with plaster images of saints and virgins. Sacrilege, or whatever is the Arabic equivalent.

What is worse they have bricked up the Mihrab, the holy place where the Imam led prayers, and you can only look above the wall and see the brilliant Ajulejos (colourful and intricate tilework that is yet another legacy of the Moors) and delicate filigree of carvings in clay that have survived for more than 1,000 years. And even here the Christians have added a plaster saint on one wall of the Mihrab. Is triumphalism a Christian virtue?

In my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” you can read how another Western sin—Greed—has been the cause of so much of the trouble between Arabs, and Jews, and the Western world. It’s all about the search for cheap oil supplies, and the effects that the endless flow of petro-dollars has had on the expatriates who live highly paid, but isolated, dangerous and lonely lives in order to fulfil this greed.

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When did the Circus leave town?

When I was  child I loved it when the circus came to town. I loved the skills of the tumblers and acrobats, the skill and daring of the pretty girls bareback riding—and of course the heart- stopping daring and courage of the lion tamers who went alone into a cage full of wild beasts of the jungle. But the slapstick of clowns frightened me, it seemed cruel and heartless, and I hated the freak shows that clustered around the circus.

And if the world of Politics can be seen as a circus, then the skilful tumblers and acrobats, the pretty and skilful bare-back riders, and the brave and fearless lion tamers have gone, leaving behind the clowns and the freaks—vain, incompetent, corrupt, egotistical and damaged personalities jostling for their place in the limelight, and more than their share of the action, leaving a trail of devastation in their wake.

I cannot even bring myself to write about the freaks, although most literature and drama these days seems to concentrate on dysfunctional and bizarre people as though in some way this illuminates human nature. I prefer to write about normal people in abnormal situations that force them to act “out of character”—or perhaps enables them to reveal their true nature?   

But you can read about a 20th Century clown, Captain Bob, in my  story FALSE ECONOMY that is part of a collection of stories in my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” set in The Arabian/Persian Gulf from the 1960s until the events of 9/11 changed everything.

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GAY is the saddest euphemism in the English Language

          For the past 20 years or so there has been a media campaign on behalf of homosexuals that verges on the hysterical. And nowhere is that hysteria more evident than in the Gay Pride parades (and Pride is one of the 7 Deadly Sins – “When pride comes so comes disgrace, with humility so comes wisdom” ) in cities like Sydney, London and SanFrancisco that are fake copies of Carnival in Rio de Janeiro.

          Carnival grew out from the desperately poor people of the favelas who had no earthly way of achieving a fulfilled life. So they scraped together whatever they could beg borrow or steal and once a year dressed up and lost themselves for a week in a frenzy of samba music and dance and alcohol before returning once again the their miserable existence. And in that sense Gay Pride is similar. It is a desperate attempt to escape misery, while vainly claiming that homosexuality is equal to heterosexuality.

          This is clearly nonsense because heterosexual relationships produce the miracle of new life –  life that will carry forward new generations – and heterosexuals have no need to parade their their sexuality.     

Strangely enough in my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind” –  a series of stories about the misfits who wash up in The Arabian/ Persian Gulf – I do not deal with the issue of homosexuality because, in spite of the isolation of all male oil camps I only ever encountered one man who was possibly homosexual.

          Clive was my assistant project manager on a process plant commissioning project on a remote island in the Persian Gulf. He was an apparently rugged male, a combative and aggressive rugby scrum half – and he certainly never wore designer clothes – yet he formed close relationships with the young Arab males who worked as waiters and cleaners in our camp. He bought them (fake) Rolexes and Cartier tank watches, and brought them nice M&S clothing from the UK. Yet never once in the year I shared a trailer with him did he stay out at night, or bring any of the boys back to our trailer.

          So was Clive gay, or was he just a Westerner with a sense of guilt/highly developed social conscience? He was murdered in The Bahamas a year later trying to seperate two locals in a knife fight. I didn’t write Clive’s story, and maybe I should have done, because he was very decent human being.

          My book concentrates on American, British, Filipino and Indian expatriate misfits – VietNam vets, divorcees now remarried to Asian whores, marathon running addicts, college dropouts who love the lonely and atavistic desert etc. –  who wash up in The Gulf for whatever reason. And it puts their lives into a geo-political context.

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Stupid Women 2 . . . Hell on Earth

          Perhaps, more than the threat of Hell’s Fire and Damnation in the afterlife women should fear the Hell on Earth of looking back in old age at their young, attractive and innocent selves, and wondering where it went all wrong.

          At the present moment there is a picture circulating on the Internet of a decrepit bag lady in a shabby mackintosh in down-at-heel sandals with thin stringy hair, corpulent and multi-chinned pulling a shopping trolley. The caption is “Guess Who?”

          Cruelly, the first picture is then backed up by pictures of a stunningly beautiful young woman, and the answer is “Christine Keeler”. This is the woman who as a barely legal teen slept with a British Minister of State, a Russian KGB colonel, and numerous Society people—and eventually brought down the government of the patrician Harold MacMillan.

          In kindness I have to say she was silly and star struck rather than stupid. Why was this poor little uneducated and rather dim village girl invited to orgiastic parties at the poolside of Lord Astor at his stately home, Clivenden, attended by politicians, diplomats, crooked property developers and members of so-called High Society? Because they are always on the lookout for something fresh to perk up their jaded appetites?

          I had some peripheral involvement in the Christine Keeler affair because I was for a year the Manager of SHELL’s aviation laboratory in Egham, the Thameside village where she lived. I never met her, but some of my lab assistants went to school with her. They say that she was unfortunate that at early puberty she transformed from a gawky ugly duckling that attracted nobody into a beautiful swan who attracted everybody. A child in a woman’s body.

         A year previously, when I was an RAF officer, and before the scandal broke, I was introduced to Antigoni the Royal portrait painter who was one of her clients. And I attended parties at Powis Terrace, a Peter Rachman (who was involved with Keeler through his girlfriend Mandy Rice-Davis) development in the then unfashionable and raffish Notting Hill.

          Now Christine is indigent and living on benefits, and is doomed to look at pictures of her young self and wonder what might have been if she had mixed with better company—like Layla, the Palestinian air hostess in my book THE GULF “Reaping the Whirlwind”.

          Yes Layla in her teens escaped the Palestinian refugee camps and hung out around the American University in Beirut working as a waitress and used her beauty to gain favours. But she passed herself off as a Lebanese Christian, made sure she learned good English, and never ever let her milk white skin turn brown in the sun. And so she landed a job with Middle East Airlines, had a hymen repair and snagged a rich Saudi husband fascinated by her apparent sophistication, and virginity.

          But life is cruel even for the young and beautiful. She could not produce a son, and so her Saudi husband divorced her. She went back to Palestine, converted to Christianity, and like most Levantine women ran to fat in her middle age. But she tried bravely to make a difference by running a Church of England orphanage near Ramallah—and was hassled by the Israelis and the Palestinians alike, her only ally a broken down old English expatriate.

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